Agent K: Is that standard?
Agent J: No it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
Jake: Just how I like 'em... all big and big-like.
Numérobis: Raté, vous nous avez raté! Eh les romains, vous êtes des romaines .
William Hundert: Sir, it's my job to mold your son, and I think if.
Senator Bell: Mold him? Jesus God in Heaven, son. You're not gonna mold my boy. Your job is to teach my son. You teach him his times tables. Teach him why the world is round. Teach him who killed who and when and where. That is your job. You, sir, will not mold my son. I will mold him.
Sam: What thousands must die, so that Caesar may become the great.
Jonah: Something touched me.
Bobby: Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean.
Cinderella: I was a dish maid when the prince married me. And he loves me because I'm me.
Ricky: We don't need reparations! We need restraint.
Billy: "Restraint"?
Ricky: "Restraint"! Some discipline! Don't go out and buy a Range Rover when you livin' with your mama! And pay your mama some rent! And can we please, please, please try and teach our kids something other than the "Chronic" album? And please, Black people, try and be on time for something other than free before eleven at the club.
Emery: I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed, just pay your bill and kiss my ass.
Indrid Cold: Mary Klein cannot be found by looking. You will see her in time.
Laurie Strode: You failed, Michael. Want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die, Michael?
Col. Werner Visser: Strange thing about war wounds - the older you get, the less proud of them you become.
Ivan Cooper: I just want to say this to the British Government... You know what you've just done, don't you? You've destroyed the civil rights movement, and you've given the IRA the biggest victory it will ever have. All over this city tonight, young men... boys will be joining the IRA, and you will reap a whirlwind.
Adina: I have a FAT ass.
Abou Fatma: I found you half dead crossing the desert alone and you say you are afraid?
Marty Wolf: First lesson in Hollywood, sweetheart: Always get it in writing.
A.O. Neville: If only they would understand what we are trying to do for them.
Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.
Tracey Reynolds: Calvin, I think you should stick to basketball. You know why? You can't rap.