Indrid Cold: Mary Klein cannot be found by looking. You will see her in time.
Marty Wolf: First lesson in Hollywood, sweetheart: Always get it in writing.
Cinderella: I was a dish maid when the prince married me. And he loves me because I'm me.
Rain: She bit me man! I mean she took a chunk clean right out of me!
Tower Control: 8-6-7-2-4-1-Queen, move it! Or you're going to be the hood ornament on a 737.
Bruce: I hope you realize you've just committed assault.
Henry Desalvo: I know, I know. Time was, you actually had to hit somebody.
Valerie Gipson: Whatever drama you've gotten yourself into, it's just the kind of thing that always happens to you. And it never happens to me unless I am in your field of gravity.
Lanie: I met a homeless guy and he had a vision.
Cal: What like Espn?
Lanie: No, he had ESP! There's no N.
Eddie Griffin: You know, high school's a lot like prison. Bad food, high fences. The sex you want you ain't gettin', and the sex you getting you don't want.
Adina: I have a FAT ass.
Joe Enders: Stay on my ass.
Van Wilder: I know Ms Pacman is special. She's cute...she's fun...she swallows.
Undercover Brother: You mess with the 'fro, you got to go.
Jake Hayes: Does it play DVDs?
Seale: No. It's a portable thermonucular (sic) bomb.
Fred: Mr. Mononucleosis, we have hit a clue smorgasboard.
Connor: I don't know what it is she's afraid of. It's like she always thinks the bottom will drop out.
Vivi: I think you know why she thinks that, don't you, honey? Because it did. It always did.
Lorne Daniels: Nobody wants you, not even the Clippers.
Agent K: Is that standard?
Agent J: No it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
Laurie Strode: You failed, Michael. Want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die, Michael?