Snow Dogs (2002)

Tower Control: 8-6-7-2-4-1-Queen, move it! Or you're going to be the hood ornament on a 737.

Ernie: Demon's got it in his head that he's the alpha dog. You've gotta show him who's boss! Bite him on the ear.
Ted: I am not putting any part of that dog in my mouth.

Ted: Mom, I love that you're involved in my practice but you can't be giving out sugar cookies at a dental office.
Amelia: Your father always believed in the personal touch.

Thunder Jack: You know, I've always believed that a man who don't tell it like it is, is a liar.

Barb: Why don't you try biting him on the ear?
Ted: What is it with you people?

Ernie: I'm the only man to win the Arctic Flame three years in a row.
Ted: Congratulations.
Ernie: But it is kind of an odd prize. Goes to the musher who finishes last.
Ted: In Miami three-times losers go to prison.

Ted: If you're ever in Miami, look me up. My number's on all the buses.

Thunder Jack: The dogs, where are they?
Ted: They're eating the house.