Bruce: I hope you realize you've just committed assault.
Henry Desalvo: I know, I know. Time was, you actually had to hit somebody.
Leonard Ferroni: Look at this thing. He's the size of a Buick.
Henry Desalvo: She.
Leonard Ferroni: She what?
Henry Desalvo: The mosquito is a she.
Leonard Ferroni: How the hell can you tell that?
Henry Desalvo: Discovery Channel. Only the female mosquito sucks your blood.
Leonard Ferroni: Sounds like my ex-wife. Bitch.
Henry Desalvo: Now there is no law that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree, but I don't. Why? Because it isn't good manners. Now I will ask you again in the nicest possible way, to please put out your cigars.
Henry Desalvo: I really feel like killing someone.
Leonard Ferroni: You got that right.
Leonard Ferroni: If I don't shoot someone soon, I'm gonna forget how.