Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.
Captain Alexei Vostrikov: We will not fail.
Lewis Bartholomew: I was wrong about you, Mrs. Lambert. Meeting the widow of a man like Lake, well, I was expecting a siren, a harpy, a shrew. But you, you have decency, dignity, what my father called gumption.
Regina Lambert: I'm very touched. You are actually quite sweet for a stars and bars company man, aren't you?
Lewis Bartholomew: You've discovered my secret side Mrs. Lambert. Keep it under your hat. Boo.
Ben Manibag: Do you ever wonder about your real parents?
Stephanie Vandergosh: The parents I have now are my real parents.
Tony Wilson: This scene didn't actually make it to the final cut. I'm sure it'll be on the DVD.
Lena: Oh... I'm sorry... was that like a secret pudding?
Sandro Cenoura: Have you lost your mind? You are just a kid.
Filé-com-Fritas - Steak and Fries: A kid? I smoke, I snort. I've killed and robbed. I'm a man.
Lily: Isn't sugar better than vinegar?
Ray Harris: It's only been three white geniuses ever: Da Vinci, Stallone in the first Rocky, and now you, Tony.
Jim Byrd: You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.
Gothel: Rapunzel, you and your friends won't live to see the next sunrise.
Trevor: I can't believe this shit is happening man, I had a fucking deal...
Kirsty: No, you HAD a deal but I made a better offer, and guess what? He took it.
Twitch: Everything is good in the 'hood.
Sgt. David Tate: Don't call me 'sir', all right? I'm a sergeant, I work for a living.
Freddie: Barry! You fuckin' ponce! You think you can just smash my machines?
Barry Ryan: Freddy, you fuckin' ferret. I jus' did, didn' I?
Kate Filmore: This guy sure moves quickly, he's just gone.
Gerald: Do these belts come in any other color?
Bridget: Black or pink?
Gerald: Uh, we'll take black.
Maria Portokalos: I gave you life so that you could live it.