Marv Merchants: Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.
Flit: Oh yeah yeah yeah, it was sooooo much better than Ben. I think we should just forget Ben actually. Just forget him, forget all the stuff he did. I mean, she is just... Let's just run with her.
Natalie Bevin: 'Her' has a name.
Ian Miller: May I please date your daughter?
Gus Portokalos: No.
Captain Alexei Vostrikov: We will not fail.
Salvadoran Man: Lawyers are a waste of oxygen.
Arpid: Let me tell you, after a hard day of looting and pillaging, there is no greater city than Gomorrah... except maybe Sodom.
Tate: I killed my grandfather, because he is a cheater who likes to tell war stories, and I killed my grandmother because she's a passive-aggressive bitch who doesn't respect my privacy.
Eden: These waves are for the big boys.
Koro: If you have the tooth of a whale, you must have the jaw of a whale to yield it.
Tim: Are you with me here, altar boy?
Ray Harris: It's only been three white geniuses ever: Da Vinci, Stallone in the first Rocky, and now you, Tony.
Lewis Bartholomew: I was wrong about you, Mrs. Lambert. Meeting the widow of a man like Lake, well, I was expecting a siren, a harpy, a shrew. But you, you have decency, dignity, what my father called gumption.
Regina Lambert: I'm very touched. You are actually quite sweet for a stars and bars company man, aren't you?
Lewis Bartholomew: You've discovered my secret side Mrs. Lambert. Keep it under your hat. Boo.
Gerald: Do these belts come in any other color?
Bridget: Black or pink?
Gerald: Uh, we'll take black.
Agustín Rejas: I'd like to have a list of staff with access to the President's chambers.
Calderón: Luckily there are only two of them. The first is named 'Fuck', the second is named 'Off'.
Sabina Spielrein: What can grow without rain? What can burn for years without end? Stone can grow without rain. But only love can burn for years without end.
Professor Utonium: Girls! You've come.
Mojo Jojo: Quiet! I was afraid of this. They have returned and figured out what their powers can really do. Come. You will make a good power-proof vest.
Freddie: Barry! You fuckin' ponce! You think you can just smash my machines?
Barry Ryan: Freddy, you fuckin' ferret. I jus' did, didn' I?
Kate Filmore: This guy sure moves quickly, he's just gone.
Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa.