Ali G in Da House
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Delegate from Chad: Gentlemen, I want you all to know that the minister was very hard, but also very straight.

Ali G: If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole.

Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.

Ali G: You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: keep it real.
Cabinet M.P.: That's three words.
Ali G: Don't be a spannah, it ain't a real word. It's short for innit, innit?

David Carlton: Swan, is there any reason why there should be an absurdly dressed, half-naked man chained to a fence, being tossed off by an old blind council worker?

Ali G: He iz a criminal! And not even da good type wot deals drugs and does drive bys.

Ali G: Dat's no prozzie, dat's me ho.

Ali G: Me Julie, will you make me the happiest guy in the world?
Me Julie: Yes, Ali. Yes I will.
Ali G: Good. Let me shag her, then.

Ali G: Talk to the hand, 'cos the face ain't listening.

Ali G: I'm not Ali A, not Ali B, Ali C, Ali D, Ali E, Ali F... but... Ali G.

Ali G: R.E.S.T.E.C.P! Do ya even know wha it spellz?
Cabinet M.P.: Restecp?
Ali G: Yes, Restecp. 'Owz anyone out there meant to restecp each otha? If you lot in 'ere, don't even start restecpa-ing one another.

Ali G: And I put it to you... that you sucked off a 'orse.

Continuity mistake: After Ali has thrown his chain at the PM and is heading back to Ricky and Dave, he bends to pick it up. In the next shot of the PM, you can still see the chain.

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Trivia: As Ali is walking with the PM at the summit, the PM is introducing him to many other people and other delegates. One of the people he meets is Borat from Kazakhstan. This is one of the roles Sacha Baron Cohen plays on Da Ali G Show.

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