Ali G in Da House
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Ali G: Talk to the hand, 'cos the face ain't listening.

Ali G: I'm not Ali A, not Ali B, Ali C, Ali D, Ali E, Ali F... but... Ali G.

Ali G: R.E.S.T.E.C.P! Do ya even know wha it spellz?
Cabinet M.P.: Restecp?
Ali G: Yes, Restecp. 'Owz anyone out there meant to restecp each otha? If you lot in 'ere, don't even start restecpa-ing one another.

Ali G: And I put it to you... that you sucked off a 'orse.

Ali G: If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole.

Ali G: You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: keep it real.
Cabinet M.P.: That's three words.
Ali G: Don't be a spannah, it ain't a real word. It's short for innit, innit?

Ali G: He iz a criminal! And not even da good type wot deals drugs and does drive bys.

Delegate from Chad: Gentlemen, I want you all to know that the minister was very hard, but also very straight.

Ali G: Me Julie, will you make me the happiest guy in the world?
Me Julie: Yes, Ali. Yes I will.
Ali G: Good. Let me shag her, then.

David Carlton: Swan, is there any reason why there should be an absurdly dressed, half-naked man chained to a fence, being tossed off by an old blind council worker?

Ali G: Dat's no prozzie, dat's me ho.

Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.

Continuity mistake: In the scene where Ali is changed to the railings, his pants are down. A middle-aged woman comes over and hits his manhood. Obviously he is naked from the waist-down, but in the scene straight after you can just about see Ali's trousers at the bottom of the screen.

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Trivia: As Ali is walking with the PM at the summit, the PM is introducing him to many other people and other delegates. One of the people he meets is Borat from Kazakhstan. This is one of the roles Sacha Baron Cohen plays on Da Ali G Show.

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Question: What are the name and artist of the song that is playing after Ali is driving to Staines, near the beginning of the film? The lyrics are repeatedly "wicked" or "wickit" or something like that.

Answer: It's called Incredible, by M-Beat featuring General Levy.

Daniel Wilkie
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