Lone Star State of Mind

Lone Star State of Mind (2002)

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Junior: This cell phone's better than my pinkie finger any day.

Earl: Junior, you are so dumb.
Junior: I'm not dumb. YOU'RE dumb.

Earl: You ever get the feeling you're, like, being watched, Baby?
Baby: You mean by horny guys?

Doctor: Well, you need to tell that idiot who shot you that he better take some shooting lessons.
Earl: Now, don't be TOO disappointed, Doc.

Baby: You mad, Earl?
Earl: No, Baby, I ain't mad at you. I'm pretty sure Junior ain't gonna be none to happy with it, though.

Tinker: I don't got nothing to say.
Earl: Well, that's good, 'cause I was planning on doing most of the talking anyhow.

Doctor: That Flossie's one hell of a girl, don't you think?
Jimbo: Gramps... I'm GAY.
Doctor: I hear ya.
Jimbo: Oh, just forget it.

Baby: Earl Crest, don't you know it ain't polite to stare?
Earl: Well, Baby, it's only natural for a man to stare when he sees the prettiest gal west of Mississippi.
Baby: Just west?

Tinker: Don't shoot me! I love your people, Ricky Martin's great. Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Doctor: Now you be careful, Earl, or else my grandson might just steal that pretty gal of yours away from you.
Jimbo: Gramps, I ain't gonna steal Earl's gal, I'm gay.

Earl: If it wasn't for Baby I'd have drowned you in that river.
Junior: Well, for your information earl I can swim.

Tinker: Junior, you're so stupid they had to burn down the school just to get you out of third grade.

Baby: After work I think I'm gonna go home and change.
Earl: I don't see the point though, Baby. You just can't improve on perfection.

Baby: You want me to come with you? It's my day off.
Earl: No, Baby, I don't intend on killing anyone today so your services won't be needed.

Baby: If you ain't livin' you're dyin', Earl. I wanna live.

Tinker: I'm gonna kick the shit out of you, Earl.
Earl: So you said, Tinker.

Continuity mistake: When the convict comes back to say sorry for killing Earl's dad after the shootout, watch every shot of Tinker in this scene. In one of them, you can see Tinker's back teeth shiny white and clean, while his front teeth are his usual rotten yellow colour. Obviously, the make up artists never applied the fake yellow teeth to the back molars.

Kelsey H.

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