Bernard: Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up.
Neil Miller: I know you can find someone wonderful to spend the rest of your life with. Don't let the facts that you have no time, no prospects, and a paralyzingly fear of intimacy, get you down.
Scott Calvin: Have you ever helped anyone, ever?
Answer: They become widows, presumably, stop being "Mrs. Claus", and go back to living a normal life.
Phixius