Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLE!

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Austin Powers: Twins, Basil. Twins.

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Fat Bastard: On top of spaghetti all covered in. Corn? I don't remember having any corn.

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Nigel Powers: There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

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Dr. Evil: Well congratulations, numbnuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frikkin' Jack in the Box!

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Fat Bastard: Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

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Dr. Evil: Quid pro-quo, Mr. Powers.
Austin Powers: Yes, squid pro row.

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Austin Powers: Like I'd ever let Goldmember get away.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Austin? Goldmember's getting away.

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Austin Powers: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?
Austin Powers: That's something you don't know.

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Dr. Evil: I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.

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Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?
Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.

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Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.

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Austin Powers: What's wrong with your neck?
Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours.

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Dr. Evil: You mean that I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?

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Austin Powers: Oops. I did it again, baby.

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Dr. Evil: Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1,2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.

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Goldmember: Hey everybody! I am from Holland. Isn't that vierd? Yesh.

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In the showdown between Austin and Britney, when the view goes to a close up of her machine-gun breasts, she has significant cleavage but when it zooms out she has no cleavage.

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The content of the email received by Austin while he is demonstrating the internet is 'A new ATM card will be sent to you by Fed-Ex because your account has ben compromised by an unknown hacker who obtained your PIN Number while you were purchasing an MP3 Player on E-Bay. Sincerely, Your Bank.' This was included because Mike Myers really did have his bank account compromised shortly before filming.

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