Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLE!
Austin Powers: Twins, Basil. Twins.
Fat Bastard: On top of spaghetti all covered in. Corn? I don't remember having any corn.
Nigel Powers: There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
Fat Bastard: Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.
Dr. Evil: Well congratulations, numbnuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frikkin' Jack in the Box!
Dr. Evil: I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.
Dr. Evil: You mean that I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?
Austin Powers: Oops. I did it again, baby.
Dr. Evil: Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1,2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.
Goldmember: Hey everybody! I am from Holland. Isn't that vierd? Yesh.