Bo: There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
Graham Hess: Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away.
Graham Hess: It's happening.
Morgan: I think God did it.
Officer Caroline: Merrill... how's work at the gas station?
Graham Hess: Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something.
Graham Hess: The police are here. I am with them. I am a police officer. I just want to talk with you. We know all about the hoax. We already took some of your friends downtown in a paddy wagon. Just tell us your name and why you did it, and we'll give you the same deal we gave the others. Don't throw your life away, son.