Best comedy movie quotes of 1987

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The Princess Bride picture

Vizzini: Inconceivable! Give her to me. Catch up with us quickly!
Fezzik: What do I do?
Vizzini: Finish him, finish him - your way.
Fezzik: Oh, good. My way. Thank you Vizzini. Which way's my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder. In a few minutes, the man in black will come running around the bend. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!
Fezzik: My way is not very sportsmanlike.

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Withnail: Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Shut up, I'll deal with this.
Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!

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Spaceballs picture

Computer: This ship will self-destruct in exactly ten seconds. Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six.
President Skroob: Six? What happened to seven?
Computer: Just kidding.

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Good Morning, Vietnam picture

Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

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Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol picture

Captain Harris: Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!

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Evil Dead II picture

Ash: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?
Linda: Sure.
Ash: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... At least last time I checked. Huh huh.

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Roxanne picture

Charlie: Ten more seconds and I'm leaving! Ten-
Roxanne: What did you say?
Charlie: I said ten more seconds and I'm leaving.
Roxanne: Oh.
Charlie: What did you think I said?
Roxanne: I thought you said earn more sessions by sleeving.
Charlie: What does that mean?
Roxanne: I don't know. That's why I asked.

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Planes, Trains & Automobiles picture

Del: You could kill a man like that, hitting him in the stomach. That's how Houdini died you know.

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Summer School picture

Chainsaw: We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker.

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The Lost Boys picture

Grandpa: One thing I about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.

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Creepshow 2 picture

Hitchhiker: Thanks for the ride, lady.

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Beverly Hills Cop II picture

Inspector Todd: Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch!

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The Monster Squad picture

Patrick: Aww, man, fat kid farted.

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Dr. Nuhkbane: There you are, one stitch, all better.
Brad: One stitch?
Dr. Nuhkbane: Oh, yes, one stitch.
Brad: My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch? Chris is gonna think I'm a total failure.

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Batteries not Included picture

Pamela: It's old and depressing.
Mason: It's reality.
Pamela: This is the '80s! Nobody likes reality any more.

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Broadcast News picture

Paul Moore: It must be nice to always believe you know better, to always think you're the smartest person in the room.
Jane Craig: No. It's awful.

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Innerspace picture

Victor Scrimshaw: In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain? Propane?

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Mannequin picture

Roxie Shield: I'm not the one who can't deal with reality.
Jonathan Switcher: Reality is very disappointing.

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Moonstruck picture

Ronny Cammareri: I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?

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Overboard picture

Capt. Karl: What're you doing?
Annie: I'm turning the boat around.
Capt. Karl: Why?
Annie: I'm going home.
Capt. Karl: You're turning that wheel around too fast.

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