Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol

Sgt. Moses Hightower: Fools! To think they could kill the brother of Bedulah.
House: Uh-uh. I never thought that.
Sgt. Moses Hightower: Oh, that I could reach into the belly of a yak and rip out its heart.
Kyle: That would bring him back to life?
Sgt. Moses Hightower: No, man. I'm hungry.

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Captain Harris: Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!

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Zed: People just don't understand me.
Laura: Maybe if you talk slower...
Zed: No, I mean who I am. Man, now I have to worry about my diction too?

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Captain Harris: C.O.P. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for, Proctor?
Lieutenant Proctor: No, Sir. What?
Captain Harris: Collection of piss-ants.
[Lieutenant Proctor laughs.]
Captain Harris: That's not funny, Proctor.
Lieutenant Proctor: No, sir.
Captain Harris: This C.O.P. business is a bad idea and I'm going to prove it.
Lieutenant Proctor: Yes, sir.

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Cmndt. Eric Lassard: What is the most frustrating thing about police work?
Tackleberry: Not being able to carry hand grenades, sir.
Lt. Debbie Callahan: Separate locker rooms, sir.
Mahoney: Icky blue uniforms.

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Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry: You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself.
Mahoney: I look for the same in a woman.

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