Best movie quotes of 1987

Vizzini: Inconceivable! Give her to me. Catch up with us quickly!
Fezzik: What do I do?
Vizzini: Finish him, finish him - your way.
Fezzik: Oh, good. My way. Thank you Vizzini. Which way's my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder. In a few minutes, the man in black will come running around the bend. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!
Fezzik: My way is not very sportsmanlike.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you private?
Private: Sir, five foot nine, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Poncho: Get that stinking shit out of my face!
Blaine: Bunch of slack jawed-faggots around here! This stuff will make you a god damn sexual Tyrannosaurus! Just like me.

Penny: Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em.

Damon Killian: Hi, cutie-pie. You know, one of us is in deep trouble. You know who I am?
Ben Richards: I've seen you before. You're the asshole on TV.
Damon Killian: That's funny. I was gonna say the same thing about you.

Withnail: Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Shut up, I'll deal with this.
Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!

Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

Marilla Cuthbert: Every baby is the sweetest and the best.

Captain Harris: Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

Martin Riggs: You want me to drive?
Roger Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive.
Martin Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.

Sergeant Slaughter: When I'm through, scuzzbucket, they're gona scrape you off the wall with a squeegee!

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Gordon Gekko: This is the kid, calls me 59 days in a row, wants to be a player. There ought to be a picture of you in the dictionary under persistence, kid.

Charlie: Ten more seconds and I'm leaving! Ten-
Roxanne: What did you say?
Charlie: I said ten more seconds and I'm leaving.
Roxanne: Oh.
Charlie: What did you think I said?
Roxanne: I thought you said earn more sessions by sleeving.
Charlie: What does that mean?
Roxanne: I don't know. That's why I asked.

Ash: There's something out there. That... That witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... Out in those woods, in the dark... Something... Something that's come back from the dead.

Dick Jones: I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.

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Del: You could kill a man like that, hitting him in the stomach. That's how Houdini died you know.

Hitchhiker: Thanks for the ride, lady.

Inspector Todd: Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch!

Grandpa: One thing I about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.