The Monster Squad

The Monster Squad (1987)


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Phoebe: Come on. Don't be chicken shit.

Horace: Wolfman's got nards.

Patrick: Aww, man, fat kid farted.

Opening Text: One hundred years before this story begins... it was a time of darkness in Transylvania... A time when Dr. Abraham Van Helsing... and a small band of freedom fighters... conspired to rid the world of vampires and monsters... and to save mankind from the forces of eternal evil... They blew it.

Eugene: Creature stole my twinkie.

Frankenstein: Bogus! Bogus.

Eugene: Is she a versgin?
Scary German Guy: Yes, she can do it.
Patrick: She can't read, she's five years old.
Scary German Guy: I'll help her.

Sean: Don't kick the church, it's religious.
Rudy: Locked is what it is.
Sean: Alright then, we'll just have to do it out here.
Horace: Oh real religious, Sean, why don't we just do it at Burger King?

Sean: Rudy, find some silver bullets.
Rudy: Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets?
Sean: I don't know. Fat kid get a map, find Shadowbrook Road.
Horace: What do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?"

Detective Sapir: That's it, Del. This case is too hard, man, Let's be firemen instead.
Det. Del Crenshaw: I'm glad you're gettin' major laughs outta this, Rich. The problem is two-thousand year-old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves.

Horace: No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember?
Sean: Midnight, end of the world, remember?

Sean: If we pull this off, I'm gonna shit.

Audio problem: In the mansion, the boys open a secret passage and fall through the floor. They scream after shining a flashlight on a skeleton. Eugene then can be heard whining that he wants to go home, but his mouth is not moving.


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Trivia: When Dracula grabs Phoebe and she screams, that was a real reaction from her because she was afraid of him when he was in full make-up.

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Question: What was the point of Dracula blowing up the clubhouse? He obviously knew the kids weren't there because he tells the father that he is going for his son.

Answer: He's pissed off at the kids.

Answer: It was in retaliation for them stealing the amulet from him. You can actually consider it the first shot of the impending battle between the monsters and the Squad.

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