Annie: Oh, and give my regards to Schwartzman and Heineken.
Dr. Norman Korman: You're overwrought, Grant. I want you to take a Valium. Here, take one of mine.
Doctor at Hospital: Look, if it were up to us, we would be glad to give her to you, but she's right we are gonna need some verification.
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: I'm not a bitch. andrew. Are you going to bring me my lemon or do I have to squeeze it from my hat?
Annie: Hey mister, what was I doing out in the ocean?
Dean Proffitt: That's something you like to do, go fishing for oysters at night.
Annie: Oysters in a cold ocean at night, doesn't sound like me.
Billy Pratt: Back in the day he was known as Mean Dean Proffitt and me I was Bad Billy Pratt.
Annie: Oh, a washing machine! But Dean its so expensive.
Dean Proffitt: No, shit.
Travis Proffitt: Are you sure this is gonna work?
Charlie: My ideas always work. I'm gifted.
Travis Proffitt: I loved it when you glued Joey to the toilet seat.
Annie: I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it. I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't want to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God.
Dean Proffitt: But baby, we like you.
Dr. Norman Korman: Joanna, what motivated you to rise and get the serving tray?
Annie: I thought you might be hungry.
Dr. Norman Korman: That's excellent, excellent.
Grant Stayton: What's excellent about it?
Dr. Norman Korman: I was hungry.
Capt. Karl: What're you doing?
Annie: I'm turning the boat around.
Capt. Karl: Why?
Annie: I'm going home.
Capt. Karl: You're turning that wheel around too fast.
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: Try to understand, Grant, I don't love you anymore.
Grant Stayton: What's love got to do with marriage?
Grant Stayton: Do we have a straight jacket on board?
Dr. Norman Korman: I always carry one, yes.
Joanna: Thank you Dean! Thank you for bringing me here and making a wife, and a mother and WHY DID you DO that?
Grant Stayton: We're at sea, and I'm a GOD at sea.