Brittany Miller: I don't care how important he is, how powerful he is, how rich he is... by the way, how rich is he?
Miss Rebecca Miller: David, are you drunk?
Brittany Miller: Well, unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin, I guess we'll never know.
Arabian Prince: Contact Jamal and tell him he can have the dolls, but I want the girls.
Servant: But Jamal specifically wanted the girls to be returned.
Arabian Prince: I do not take orders from Jamal! I am doing him a favor, and as payment, I keep the girls.
Brittany Miller: Oh! Dream on, Tiny Tim.
Brittany Miller: This happens to be my favorite dress, Jeanette.
David Seville: Now let's see... shirts, pants, overcoat, socks... am I forgetting anything?
Alvin Seville: Me.
David Seville: Alvin, we've been over this a million times.
Alvin Seville: Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome.
Simon Seville: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.
Alvin Seville: You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is.