Rusty: And give that 'crippled Tomcat' story a rest. We've all heard it.
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: Oh, gosh, Rusty, you're right. 'Course, when MY moment of glory came, I didn't take a dump down the leg of MY flight suit.
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party.