Moonstruck
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Ronny Cammareri: Chrissy, over on the wall, bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat.

Loretta Castorini: What am I going to tell him?
Cosmo Castorini: Tell him the truth. They find out anyway.

Loretta Castorini: I'm getting married.
Cosmo Castorini: Again?
Loretta Castorini: Yeah.
Cosmo Castorini: You did this once before, it didn't work out.
Loretta Castorini: The guy died.

Perry: Now, Patricia, please don't leave.
Patricia: So what do you think I am, some sort of talking dog?
Perry: I was just making a point about the way you said... the way you stated your aspirations.
Patricia: Yeah? Well you can kiss my aspirations, Professor.
Perry: Kiss my aspirations? Oh, very clever! Yeah, the heighth of cleverness! Waiter.

Ronny Cammareri: They say bread is life. And I bake bread, bread, bread. And I sweat and shovel this stinkin' dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall, and I should be so happy! Huh, sweetie?

Chrissy: This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I'm in love with this man, but he doesn't know that, 'cause I never told him, 'cause he could never love anybody since he lost his hand and his girl.

Rose Castorini: You... you got a love bite on your neck. He's coming back this morning, what's the matter with you? You're life's going down the toilet! Cover up that damn thing! Come on, put some make-up on it.

Cosmo Castorini: I can't sleep any more. It's too much like death.

Rose: I just want you to know no matter what you do, you're gonna die, just like everybody else.
Cosmo Castorini: Thank you, Rose.

Ronny Cammareri: I looked the wrong way and I lost my hand. He could make you look the wrong way and you could lose your whole head.

Rose: How's the mother?
Loretta Castorini: She's dying. But I could still hear her big mouth.

Cosmo Castorini: It looks stupid. It's a pinky ring. It's a man's ring.
Loretta Castorini: It's temporary.
Cosmo Castorini: Everything is temporary! That don't excuse nothin'.

Old Man: La bella luna! The moon brings the woman to the man. Capice?

Ronny Cammareri: I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?

Ronny Cammareri: Aw, Johnny, you're 42 years old and she's still runnin' your life.

Rose: Are you drunk?
Loretta Castorini: No. Are you drunk?
Rose: No... but I have a hangover.

Ronny Cammareri: A bride without a head.
Loretta Castorini: A wolf without a foot.

Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Aw, ma, I love him awful.
Rose: Oh, God, that's too bad.

Rose: My mother has a saying. Do you want to hear it?
Perry: Sure.
Rose: Don't shit where you eat.

Rose: No, I think the house is empty. I can't invite you in because I'm married. Because I know who I am.

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