Michael Keaton

Quotes from Michael Keaton movies and TV shows

Stan Hurley: Patriotism exists because people like and people like me need a higher cause. Something bigger than us.

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Thug: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Thug: What are you?
Batman: I'm Batman.

Batman: I'm going to kill you!
The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try!
Batman: I know you did [punches him]. You killed my parents.
The Joker: What? What? What are you talking about?
Batman: I made you, you made me first.
The Joker: Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." How childish can you get?

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[Catwoman is hit by Batman.]
Catwoman: How could you?! I'm a woman!
Batman: I'm sorry, I...
[Batman is hit by Catwoman.]
Catwoman: As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I!

Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Catwoman: A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

Selina Kyle: It's gonna be a hot time in a cold town tonight.
Bruce Wayne: You've got sort of a dark side, don't you?
Selina Kyle: No darker than yours, Bruce.

Selina Kyle: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier...if you mean it.
[Bruce and Selina realize each other's identities.]
Selina Kyle: Oh my god. Does this mean we have to start fighting?

Batman: What do you want?
The Penguin: Ah! The direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.

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Beetlejuice: I'm the ghost with the most, babe.

[Beetlejuice angrily kicks a model tree and it falls over.]
Beetlejuice: Nice fucking model!

Beetlejuice: It's showtime.

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Ray Kroc: If you've got time to lean, then you've got time to clean.

Ray Kroc: If I saw a competitor drowning, I'd shove a hose down his throat.

Ray Kroc: You know what - contracts are like hearts, they are made to be broken.

Ray Kroc: What's your name?
Leonard Rosenblatt: Leonard. Leonard Rosenblatt.
Ray Kroc: Rosenblatt? What's a Jew doing selling Catholic bibles?
Leonard Rosenblatt: Making a living.

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Hunt Stevenson: Now on these last few we might need to cut a few corners. Little things, like... Engines.

Hunt Stevenson: Afterwards we have a few beers and piss for distance.
Kazihiro: For us it's accuracy.

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Maggie Peyton: What's really your problem with me racing?
Ray Peyton Sr.: 'Cause you're the spittin' image of your mom... and... I can't lose her twice.

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Johnny Dangerously: Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican.

Danny Vermin: I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.
Johnny Dangerously: You know, Danny, I think you get too much sugar in your diet.

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