Batman Returns
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Selina Kyle: Ok, Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean it's not like you can just kill me...
Max Shreck: Actually, it's a lot like that.

Selina Kyle: Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

[Catwoman is hit by Batman.]
Catwoman: How could you?! I'm a woman!
Batman: I'm sorry, I...
[Batman is hit by Catwoman.]
Catwoman: As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I!

Selina Kyle: It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.

Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Catwoman: A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

Max Shreck: Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed as Batman?
Catwoman: Because he *is* Batman, you moron!

Max Shreck: Women. Nothing surprises me Chip, except your late mother. Who'da thought Selina had a brain to damage? Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.

Selina Kyle: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier...if you mean it.
[Bruce and Selina realize each other's identities.]
Selina Kyle: Oh my god. Does this mean we have to start fighting?

The Penguin: Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving. Gentlemen, start your screaming.

The Penguin: Why does somebody always bring eggs and tomatoes to a speech?

The Penguin: They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' them out on a slab!

Catwoman: I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... Yummier.

The Penguin: Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.

Alfred: Why are you now determined to prove that this Penguin is not what he seems? Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?

Penguin: Helpless old lady at twelve o'clock high!

Catwoman: You said you were going to scare the Ice Princess.
The Penguin: She looked pretty scared to me.

The Penguin: You've gotta admit, I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell.

Batman: What do you want?
The Penguin: Ah! The direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.

Young Female Volunteer: You're the coolest role-model a young person could have!
The Penguin: And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.

Plot hole: When The Penguin is controlling the Batmobile, Batman punches through the floor to take off the transmitter. We still see a video feed of The Penguin. Why? Batman pulled off the transmitter, so there is no reason for there to still be a video feed.

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Trivia: Harvey Dent, who would later become Two Face, was originally going to be in this film instead of Max Schreck. The plan was to have Catwoman turn him into Two Face the same way she ended up killing Schreck, except of course Dent obviously would've survived and become Two Face.

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Question: Why is Penguin coughing up green stuff before he dies? And is that his blood?

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Answer: It is poison from Shrek's factory.

Chosen answer: It is suppose to be his blood.

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