Selina Kyle: Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
Selina Kyle: It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
Max Shreck: Women. Nothing surprises me Chip, except your late mother. Who'da thought Selina had a brain to damage? Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.
The Penguin: Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving. Gentlemen, start your screaming.
The Penguin: Why does somebody always bring eggs and tomatoes to a speech?
The Penguin: They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' them out on a slab!
Catwoman: I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... Yummier.
The Penguin: Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Alfred: Why are you now determined to prove that this Penguin is not what he seems? Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?
Penguin: Helpless old lady at twelve o'clock high!
The Penguin: You've gotta admit, I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell.
Young Female Volunteer: You're the coolest role-model a young person could have!
The Penguin: And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.