Johnny Dangerously
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Johnny Dangerously: Alright here it is. Johnny Dangerously is going legit.
Member of Dundee's gang: Le-what?
Johnny Dangerously: Legit.
Charley: Le-why?
Danny Vermin: I'll tell you le-why. Because Johnny Dangerously is really Johnny Kelly, brother of the D.A., Tommy Kelly.

Newspaper Headline: Roman Moroni Deported to Sweden. Says He's Not From There.

Ma Kelly: The Lower East Side. This really sucks.

Ma Kelly: Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it.

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... once.

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once.

Tommy Kelly: You were gonna take a bullet for me.
Johnny Kelly: Actually, I was just counting on a lot of missing.

Johnny Kelly: Say kid, what do they call you?
Lil: Impressive.

Tommy Kelly: Oh God! How do you get laid in 1930?

Roman Moroni: This is fargin war.

Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-soaker.

Desk Sergeant: Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Be on the look out for... now listen to this: Dangerously and accomplices dressed as nuns driving a sedan covered with... oh you'll love this... duckies and bunnies.
Desk Sergeant: Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Come to Dooley's bar and grill. I'm buyin'.

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once.

D.A. Burr: (On Johnny Dangerously's payroll) Why don't you ease into the job, by taking a vacation?
Tommy Kelly: But what about crime?
D.A. Burr: Don't worry. It'll still be here when you get back.

Johnny Dangerously: The name's Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously.
Lil: Did you know you're last name is an adverb?

Johnny Dangerously: I never should have picked a name like that. A name like that you gotta live up to. What's your last name?
Hood: Binzerhoff.
Johnny Dangerously: Binzerhoff? Perfect. Keep that name and you'll stay out of trouble.

Johnny Dangerously: Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican.

Lil: And shelf paper! Oh, Johnny, I love shelf paper.

Ma Kelly: I love him, but someday I'm gonna knock him on his ass.

Tommy Kelly: Sally's place is in the home and I intend to support her and I'll do anything - shine boots, drive a hack, blow glass. Anything.

Continuity mistake: At the beginning of the film, when Johnny is first climbing the stairway to his apartment, he climbs a flight, then there is a dissolve to imply that it's a very long stairway, and he's shown climbing another flight. You can see the ground floor only one flight below after the dissolve.

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Trivia: In the scene at the newsstand following the death of Danny DeVito's character, the photo used for the papers is of Louie De Palma; the character that Danny DeVito played on the TV series, Taxi.

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