Beryl: Paranormal? Is that what they're calling your kind these days?
Otho: Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.
Barbara: We're very unhappy.
Juno: What did you expect? You're dead.
[Beetlejuice angrily kicks a model tree and it falls over.]
Beetlejuice: Nice fucking model!
Beetlejuice: I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Adam: This book reads like stereo instructions. Listen to this. Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation.
Bernard: Delia, you are a flake. You have always been a flake. If you insist on frightening people, do it with your sculpture.
Beetlejuice: It's showtime.