Charlie: You the man.
Jack: No, I'm the snowman.
Jack: Three balls, two sticks, one corked nose. Snowman? No. Much, much more. I am the Wizard of Blizzard! Hahahahahaha! Now run you little mountain goats.
Charlie: Rory, you know what it's like to have no dad.
Rory Buck: Yeah, I do. It sucks! A snowdad is better than no dad.
Jack: You know, sometimes it's good having a big butt.
Jack: My balls are freezin! I never thought I'd say that with a smile on my face.