Best movie quotes of 2001

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Finder's Fee picture

Bolan: So I'm in a little green closet with Big Butt magazine, suspecting that my semen isn't potent, and you want me to leave it on the shelf?
Bolan: So I, I left it on the shelf.
Fishman: Whad'ya do with the magazine?

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Ricky Slade: We don't wanna talk, we wanna scream at people, but we don't wanna listen or problem solve and that's what's frustrating about the fucking dynamic of the group.

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Helen: Some people smoke pot, some people bungee jump, some people chant. What do you do to be happy?
Jessica: Nothing. I'm not.

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Mikey Dundee: Do people like rats here?

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Emil Slovak: I can kill you - I'm insane.

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Andy Malloy: Can I really have a piece of cake, Daddy?
Mr. Malloy: Sure you can, son. It's your birthday.
Andy Malloy: Yea.
Mr. Malloy: Yea.

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Chloe: Sorry James, but, I play to win.
James: You know, sometimes you win one thing, and you lose another.

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Ralph: Look, we're burning daylight on the international dateline.
Lucy: Okay, right now you're burning my last nerve.

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Admiral Reigart: Let's go get our boy back.

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Maurice 'Momo': We were here in the 80's to watch the Russians. I can't tell you the trouble we made.
Hubert Fiorentini: That's right you can't, now try to keep your mouth shut for 5 minutes.

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Susan: Are you hungry?
Karel Vojtí?ek: Not really... Yes.
Susan: Not really - yes?
Karel Vojtí?ek: I mean yes. Sorry... My English isn't very well. I mean good.

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Les: Du Jour means seat belts. Du Jour means crash positions.

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Laura Kensington: I'll slip into something a little bit more comfortable. Wait for me in bed.
C.W.: More comfortable than that? What are you gonna put on, Jergens lotion?

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Luke: Gort, I'm a goblin. Theoretically, I can't fly.

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Reidenschneider: Science. Perception. Reality. Doubt. Reasonable doubt.

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Ash: Is this what you wanted? For this you abandoned us all? To spend the rest of your life as a hollow shell in a hospital bed, staring at nothing?
Murphy: How can you be so sure? Do I look like a hollow shell? Do I? Reality is only what we tell ourselves it is! That's all! I choose this one. I prefer this reality.

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Kyoji Ida: Don't get your hopes up. She must be over 70 now.
Genya Tachibana: She'll never grow old.

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Massimo: You long for him the way I long for you.

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