Best movie quotes of 2001

James: Thanks for rescuing me tonight. I never get a chance to do this. I never got to be someone.
Chloe: You already are someone, I mean. Our parents got to be kids. Now it's our turn.

Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
Kitty: What a lucky girl.

Glass: Love never dies, and neither do they. Love is eternal, and that's a long time.

Phil Allen: A beauty is that, Shelley. A beauty.

Luis: She's not coming back, is she Sarah?
Sarah: She never was here. You've been married to a dream. A dream that stole your soul.

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Prot: I will admit the possibility that I am Robert Porter, if you will admit the possibility that I am from K-PAX. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch.

Lucy: All you need is love.

Stan: There's been a PI at the shark pool.
Jordan: PI?
Stan: Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.

Jack: I thought I was disconnected from everything, for a long time I'd been leading an unstable, risky life. I'd hung out with all sorts of people, nothing could shock me anymore. I was not impressed by the unexpected, I'd always been able to handle it. That night however, when I saw Claire again, I just fell to pieces. I thought I'd managed to forget her, I'd overcome the pain and remorse which made me want to see her again.

Bob: What do you play?
Romulus Ledbetter: My skull.

Matt: Would you like a falafel with that?

Julius Ceasar: When Alexander the Great was ten years younger than I am today, he had conquered the entire civilized world.
Vercingetorix: At your age, he was dead.
Julius Ceasar: All the more reason to hurry.

Gwen: Kiki? What was that movie called?
Kiki: I don't give a shit.
Eddie: No, that wasn't it.

The Sacré-Coeur Boy: The fool looks at a finger that points at the sky.

Jessica: Or-Or smart, but funny in a totally unappealing way. You know? Just like funny/stupid, or funny/dopey, but not funny/witty or funny/ironic or funny/goofy, you know? Or-Or they seem smart, and then you realize that they aren't at all. And that's funny, but funny/tragic.

Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?

Hercule Poirot: She is an elderly lady. She has more strength in her will as in her arm.

Kit: I've got an opening for a new girlfriend. What do you say?
Megan: Fuck you.
Kit: Oh, attitude. I like that in a girl.

Hermiee: Looks like rough weather ahead. We'd better go back.
Rudolph: I kinda hate to miss my date with Clarice.
Hermie: That doe certainly has you head over hooves. Doesn't she?
Rudolph: Who told you?
Hermie: Everyone in Christmas town knows.
Rudolph: They do?

[Afer Max punches a hole in a wall.]
Max Prince: I wanna hit something else. Something big! Something expensive!
Milt Fields: There's a bank across the street, Max.