Crutch: Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, you'll end up with a waste hose in your bunk.
Tsunaron: Are you ready?
Kay-Em 14: I was built ready, baby.
Geko: Let's smoke this fucker.
Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels.
Dieter Perez: A box of DVDs is not a gold mine.
Crutch: Hey, you're lucky you weren't alive during the Microsoft conflict. Hell, we were beating each other with our own severed limbs.
Sven: What do we do with this guy?
Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.
Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.