Best movie quotes of 2001

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Pootie Tang picture

J.B.: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you.

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Not Another Teen Movie picture

Janey: Jake! How did you get in here? I thought Dad bolted the door.
Jake: There's a big hole in the side of your house.

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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back picture

Jay: In this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!

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Crossfire Trail picture

Rock Mullaney: God invented the whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

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Training Day picture

Alonzo Harris: It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.

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Planet of the Apes picture

Colonel Attar: Take your stinkin' hands off me, you damn dirty human.

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Atlantis: The Lost Empire picture

Mrs. Packard: Attention: tonight's supper will be baked beans; musical program to follow... Who wrote this?

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The One picture

Narrator: There is not one universe. There are many. A Multiverse. We have the technology to travel between universes... But travel is highly restricted and policed. There is not one you. There are many. Each of us exists in present time, in parallel universes. There was balance in the system... But now a force exists who seeks to destroy the balance... So that he can become The One.

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Lara Croft: Ah, Mr Powell.How Predictable.Alex West.What are you doing here?

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Joe Dirt picture

Joe Dirt: So, you're gonna tell me, that you don't have no black cats, no Roman candles, or screamin' mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You don't got no lady fingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zip-a-dee-do-dahs, crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a firework stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honker lighters, huskers dus, husker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whisking kitty chaser?

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Heist picture

Jimmy: Is he gonna be cool?
Pinky: My motherfucker's so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.

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Serendipity picture

Jonathan: You are a strange and interesting woman.

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Ginger: If you want a chance in hell at getting your daughter back, you better listen up. Unless of course, you want to stay here, in this loser existence, while your daughter grows up to be the fluffer in her daddy's new videos.
Stanley Jobson: Please pay me the courtesy of not confusing your own childhood with my daughter's.

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Tom Bishop: Happy?
Nathan Muir: Seventy-four casualties, an apartment block leveled, one dead terrorist? Yeah, happy.
Tom Bishop: We have some fucked up barometer for success, don't we?

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How High picture

Silas: That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip.

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Hedwig and the Angry Inch picture

Hedwig: How did some slip of a girly boy from communist East Berlin become the internationally ignored song stylist barely standing before you?

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The 51st State picture

The Lizard: I want McElroy kept alive.
Dakota: I don't do alive, I do dead.

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Kingdom Come picture

Charisse Slocumb: Bernice Talbot? My-my husband done did it wit' that child in that "Shop-Well" parking lot? lord take ME NOW.

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The Animal picture

Offscreen voice: THAT'S A huge bitch.

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