Carmen Cortez: Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.
Carmen Cortez: Never send an adult to do a kid's job.
Carmen Cortez: Ooooh, shiitake mushrooms.
Carmen Cortez: Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough.
Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowance.
Juni Cortez: You mean you're our real uncle? Because we've already got a fake uncle.
Juni Cortez: Teach them to be good.
Juni Cortez: It needs... children.
Gregorio Cortez: Remember when we could sense danger a mile away?
Ingrid Cortez: Those were the days.
Mr. Alexander Minion: I feel it is time we concentrated on our grand, diabolical plan.
Fegan Floop: Syndication?
Answer: When he told her that he knew about her still wearing diapers. He did it to get back at her for being so mean to him and they decided to call it even.