Carmen Cortez: Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough.
Carmen Cortez: Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.
Carmen Cortez: Never send an adult to do a kid's job.
Juni Cortez: Teach them to be good.
Juni Cortez: It needs... children.
Carmen Cortez: Ooooh, shiitake mushrooms.
Mr. Alexander Minion: I feel it is time we concentrated on our grand, diabolical plan.
Fegan Floop: Syndication?
Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowance.
Juni Cortez: You mean you're our real uncle? Because we've already got a fake uncle.