Ricky Slade: Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden tax? Does that fall under complementary up front service as well or is that something you pay for?
Flight Attendent: Oh no, no, they're complementary. Would you care for another one?
Ricky Slade: They're complementary?
Flight Attendent: Yes.
Ricky Slade: You bet your ass I would.
Laughing Bull: Know this Swimming Bird: This blue eye percieves all things conjoined. The past, the future, and the present. Everything flows and all is connected. This eye is not merely seen reality. It is touching the truth. Open the eye of truth... There is nothing to fear.
Spike: Yea... I know what you mean.
Kate: These people are the dregs, Jack. Not even the governments can control them.
Count Thibault: You are lionhearted, Julia, like the women of your lineage. You have courage.
Akash Malhotra: Dad, there is more to life than just signing checks.
Akash's father: Really... What is that?
Akash Malhotra: I don't know, but as soon as I do, you will be the first to know.
Bob: What do you play?
Romulus Ledbetter: My skull.
David: I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer.
Spike: And you, you take way too long when you're taking a shit.
Charlie Chaplin: Did you really believe I would stay away?
Marion Davies: No, but you should really believe I didn't want you here.
President Stone: The house of the Lord is a house of order. There are forms for these things.
Margot: I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.
Kiki: Nobody hates you.
Gwen: Oh yes, they do. I was in a store the other day, you know that great store on Melrose? And there was a baby in a stroller and he was looking up at me and he was judging me. The whole world is judging me for what I did to Eddie.
Iris: I'm a wonderful housekeeper. I got divorced three times, and I kept all the houses.
Phil Allen: Just because summat's fixed don't mean you can't break it.
Capt. James Sawyer: Liberty, equality, stupidity.
Big John Harrigan: And if I was a spy, what would you think of me then?
Howie: Well, I'd think that you are just like James Bond except James Bond doesn't go around blowing boys.
Billy: It's women that's shaped like leaves, and men fall.
Iannis: If you love your wife, my advice is be nice to her. Bring in the wood before she asks you for it. If she is cold, then put a shawl around her shoulders.And bring her a flower every time you come back from the field.