Mary: Oh my God, you castrated him.
Best Man: May you have enough happiness to keep you sweet, enough trials to keep you strong, enough hope to keep you happy, enough friends to give you comfort, enough determination to make each day a better day then yesterday. Congratulations guys I love you both. WOO.
Mary: Y'know, "those who can't do, teach"? Well those who can't wed, plan.
Mary: You smell like sweet red plums and grilled chesse sandwiches.
Steve: Why you only eating the brown ones?
Mary: Because someone once said they have less artificial colouring because chocolate's already brown. And it kind of stayed with me.
Steve: You kind of stayed with me.
Massimo: You long for him the way I long for you.
Penny: Oh no, darnit... I just remembered that I promised my friend's brother's godmother that I would help her change her fax cartridge because she's going out of town tomorrow... on and African safari.
Massimo: Love can't always be perfect. Love is just love.
Answer: Her ex... who was not available since he was in love with another woman and not Mary.
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