Freddy Got Fingered

Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

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Directed by: Tom Green

Starring: Eddie Kaye Thomas, Marisa Coughlan, Rip Torn

Genres: Comedy

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Gord Brody: Hi. How are you?
Betty: I'd be a lot better if you'd smack my legs with this bamboo.

Andy Malloy: Can I really have a piece of cake, Daddy?
Mr. Malloy: Sure you can, son. It's your birthday.
Andy Malloy: Yea.
Mr. Malloy: Yea.

Jim: You want Daddy to give you a spanking in front of his retard slut whore?
Betty: I'M not retarded.

Jim: Where the fuck is the water?

Gord: Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.

Gord Brody: I see the problem here. There's a baby in your body.

Gord Brody: Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer.

Gord Brody: Ding dong! I'm a sexy boy.

Jim: Get out of the toilet.

Gord Brody: This is "Little Timmy." He gets us food and stuff. Right, little timmy?
Jim: What the fuck is going on Gord? Why aren't you at your new job?
Gord Brody: What are you talking about Timmy?
Jim: Gord... Jesus. There ain't no big computer job... is there? You're just gallavantin' around in my suit pretending to be some kind of mover 'n shaker aren't you?

Gord Brody: I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I've got my fingers crossed... crossed... crossed... crossed... cross... ed.

Gord Brody: I'm looking for a David Davidson.
Woman: I'm a woman.
Gord Brody: Did I ask what sex you are?
Woman: No.
Gord Brody: Did I ask if you were David Davidson?
Woman: My name is Cheryl.

Gord: Don't touch my shoulder, I saved the day.

Gord Brody: Wow... it's a Le Baron.
Jim: Bet your boots it's a Le Baron. Good car. Convertible.

Gord Brody: You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet.

Gord Brody: There's my La Baron. Where's your La Baron?

Gord Brody: I wanna eat chicken burgers.

Continuity mistake: This error occurs when Tom finds a deer on the side of the road, slices it open, and wears its skin as a suit. After he is dancing with it on, he gets hit by the big truck. Now, if you look closely, when he gets hit, one of his shoes fall off, but when the camera gets closer to him lying on the ground, he has both shoes on his feet. (00:17:00)

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Trivia: Tom Green made history by becoming the first performer to receive a worst actor Raspberry award in person (for "Freddy Got Fingered"). These awards are seen as a humorous alternative to the Oscars, and award the worst film, actor, etc. The film won five "Razzies."

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