Les: We tried to warn you... The message on your mirror.
Melody: That was you? Dujour was in my bathroom.
Carson Daly: If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date.
Melody: Ew, I would never go out with you.
Josie McCoy: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough.
Melody: The tough make lemonade.
Les: Du Jour means seat belts. Du Jour means crash positions.
Melody: I think when somebody said, "This is the life," this is what they were talking about.
Valerie: Private Plane.
Josie McCoy: Record deal.
Melody: Coasters.
Josie McCoy: If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would.
Melody: That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.
Melody: Hello Alexandra, have you lost weight?
Alexandra Cabot: Bite me Bambi.
Melody: The walls are mushy.
Melody: Ooh, more coasters.
Fiona: It's Mr. Moviefone. He does all our subliminal tracks.
Laughing Girl: Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came.
Josie McCoy: Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident?
Laughing Girl: At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears.
Melody: They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special.
Laughing Girl: Yeah... special ed.
Marco: Maybe if you showed Dr. Zaius the proper respect, Dr. Zaius would stop showing you the POO.
Travis: Du Jour means teamwork.
Josie McCoy: It's cool if you like it, it's okay if you don't, just decide for yourselves.
Josie McCoy: Jerkin! Tretorns are the new Adidas.
Josie McCoy: Oh my god. I'm a trend pimp.
Alexander Cabot: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.
Alexandra Cabot: I'm here because I was in the comic book.
Alexander Cabot: What?
Alexandra Cabot: Nothing.
