Head over Heels (2001)

Amanda: He's got some fatal flaw.
Candi: How do you know that?
Amanda: I'm attracted to him.

Amanda: Why are you talking to your therapist about me?
Jade: She says I talk too much about myself.

Holly: We have a lot of people interested, so what is it that you do?
Amanda: Oh, I work.
Holly: You work? I like you! Did I mention you're in the lead for the apartment?

Jade: So Mr. Alfredo, you need models?
Alfredo: Well what the hell have I been saying?
Roxana: Well what the hell do we look like?

Amanda: I searched his apartment and I know him... intimately.
Roxana: Honey, you left the blinds open. We all know him intimately.

Jade: Lemme just say, if he hadn't washed his hands this investigation would be over right here.

Gladys: I'm gonna have red beans for dinner.

Candi: No props in charades! No props and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules.
Roxana: Ew.
Jade: No more stories from the dark farm, OK Candi?

Amanda: Why don't you have a badge?
Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: Because I'm undercover.
Amanda: Well Hey! You know what? I'm undercover too! Did you want to see my badge? Oopsie! I don't have one.

Jade: I'm getting hives just from being around these ugly people.

Roxana: And remember, turn on the headlights.