Kirk: If you see them, you tell them that I love them very much and I want to see them again and that they are very nice, very attractive boys.
Lou: What a fucking job.
Hank: His or ours, Lou?
Lou: Ours, Hank.
Mima Kirigoe: What? This isn't true! I didn't write this.
Mima's Ghost: Of course you didn't. The real Mima is writing this.
Yaz: What's wrong with my clothes?
Jack Quinn: You look like a carrot with earrings.
Richard Rietti: Maybe he's the person that he con'd the most. I mean we all do that, you know. We all keep a little bit of ourselves hidden. Cuz if we didn't, well, then we'd have to look at who we are. Who we really are. And if we didn't like it, well, we'd have nobody to blame but ourselves.
John Brown: We were due in at 1.15. You're late.
Winifred Ames: Why Albania?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Why not?
Winifred Ames: What have they done to us?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: What have they done FOR us? What do you know about them?
Winifred Ames: Nothing.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable.
Eddie: I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in beeees.
Harriet: My mother says I was born with an angel on my shoulder. This is supposed to bring me luck and happiness. I think she lied.
Zack: Relax, mister. I've seen worse faces at the coroner's.
Spawn: Thanks, kid. That makes me feel much better.
Inspector Thomas Cray: Have you ever been killed before? I'll be back in a minute.
Jack Torrance: Women, can't live with them, can't kill them.
Delbert Grady: Can't you sir?
Don King: Black people don't get no credit for nothing. All we've got is one word. That word is motherfucker.
Raif Bentley: You know, I'm not a violent man but I really do think I'm going to have to kill someone here.
Nuria: Do you believe in god?
Kate Mosley: I don't want to date you, I don't want to marry you, I don't want to have kids with you, I just wanna break up with you.