Kate Mosley: Gulden's Mustard: Number 2 - and that ain't bad.
Kate Mosley: Well, I mean, I think I should at least know how you take your coffee.
Nick: Well, I'm confused. You don't know? I mean, didn't you, uh, make me up?
Kate Mosley: We had sex, Mommy! You know? The really dirty kind.
Kate Mosley: I don't want to date you, I don't want to marry you, I don't want to have kids with you, I just wanna break up with you.
Nick: So how do you think it's going?
Kate Mosley: Um, fine, I guess. But, you know, if one of us doesn't start this fight pretty soon, um, everyone's gonna miss it.
Darcy: You're in advertising, Kate: I didn't lie - I sold.
Kate Mosley: You went to college, right?
Nick: Yeah, several.
Darcy O'Neal: I was born married, baby.
Rita Mosely: I'd like a grandchild. So, shoot me.
Kate Mosley: All right, Ma. Well, you'll be happy to know I'm looking into getting some eggs frozen.
Rita Mosely: Wonderful. I can tell everyone I'm having a grandsicle.
Kate Mosley: I don't know, Sam. It just feels wrong, you know? It just feels really, really wrong.
Sam Mayfair: Well, good, 'cause that's the feeling... that you feel... right before... it feels - incredible.
Kate Mosley: I like men, men like me... but then somewhere in the last year or so, I just... I've just gotten so screwed up.
Kate Mosley: I can be a "bad" girl, Sam.
Kate Mosley: Hey, get your hands off my stems.
Sam Mayfair: ...it's like, even though you're engaged, when you're with me I really feel like you're with me, you know? But the scary thing is I actually kinda like it.