Best movie quotes of 1997

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Tummler: When I sit down to eat, I get sexy! When I go to bed, I get hungry! I saw a man lying in the street, and I said, "Can I help you?" He said, "No. I just found a parking space. Now I'm waiting for my wife to go buy a car!"

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Kate: Every time she smiles, remember that I love you more.

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Don King: Black people don't get no credit for nothing. All we've got is one word. That word is motherfucker.

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Howard Stern: Lesbians equals ratings.

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Justin: Good thing you don't need a license to drive a Zord.

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Romy: I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound.
Michele: That's impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?

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Chomper: I don't think it's safe for you guys to be here. My dad can smell you.
Petrie: Us smell bad?
Chomper: No. He thinks you smell good.
Petrie: That's even worser.

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Jimmy Nova: Wanna know what a cockroach is called in Algeria?
Montello Hungry: Why the fuck would someone want to know that?

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Kenny: I'm gonna call the Ghostbusters on your ass.

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The Voice: When we are all criminals, who is free?

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Career Sergeant Zim: Anytime you think I'm being too rough, anytime you think I'm being too tough, anytime you miss-your-mommy, quit! You sign your 1240-A, you get your gear, and you take a stroll down washout lane. Do you get me?

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Wade Whitehouse: It's not funny now. I'm a cop and I gotta listen to all the complaints people make. I'm not a kid anymore. You change.
Jill: I bet you did lots of bad things.
Wade Whitehouse: What are you talking about?
Jill: I just think you used to be bad.
Wade Whitehouse: No. I didn't used to be bad. No sir. Where do you get this stuff? From your mother?
Jill: No. She doesn't talk about you anymore.

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Maura Ramirez: You started smoking again?
Annibal Ramirez: Yeah. I'll be doing heroin soon.

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Ellen: What happened?
Det. Duvall: Burglery... She lost a lot of jewelry. Not to mention the house trashed, the cat eviscerated.

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Kirk: If you see them, you tell them that I love them very much and I want to see them again and that they are very nice, very attractive boys.

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Wendy Hood: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

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Harry: The ironic thing is that the school that kicked me out is honoring me soon.
Shrink: Why did they kick you out?
Harry: Because I wasn't interested in college. I wanted to be a writer and that's all I cared about. Also, I tried to give the Dean's wife an enema. They didn't take kindly to that.

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Leah: We have been friends since like sperm.

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