Rico: Show me the law on bringing a head out of the country, ah? It ain't a fruit, it ain't a vegetable, it ain't even a plant, goddamm it.
Ernie: I think we better pull over, 'cause we need some gas soon.
Tommy Spinelli: Keep fucking driving.
Fern: Didn't I tell you to watch your fucking language?
Steve: No, please don't. I fly! I fly.
Tommy Spinelli: What are you, a fairy?
Paramedic: What? What are you... Don't kick it! For God's sake, those are live human organs.
Tommy Spinelli: Trust me, pal, they don't feel it.
Tommy Spinelli: Where's Charlie?
Fern: Who are you?
Tommy Spinelli: I asked you a question, where the fuck is Charlie?
Fern: And I asked you a question, who the fuck are you?