Best comedy movie quotes of 1994

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Sam Smotherman: Pete, it's good to see you, buddy. I'm dyin' to read your book, man. When's it comin' out on tape?

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Terry McKay: I guess I'm happy when I don't want to be anywhere else but where I am.

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Carl: You know Ray, since your kid's moved in, the food's gotten better.

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Vada: If I get married, I'll never change my name.
Nick: Why? You think the guy should change his name?
Vada: I don't think anybody should change their names, that way you can't find them when you need them.
Nick: What if you don't want to be found?
Vada: Why do you argue with everything I say?

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John Slade: The name's Slade.
Julian Rogers: Super. Here's an idea. Why don't you spell it out for me so I can get it right on your tombstone.

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Norville: You're a MUNCIE girl?

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Senior in restaurant #1: If you have job, you wear the pants.

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Barry: Hey, if I go in there, that's kidnapping. My father is a lawyer so I know what I'm talking about okay.
W.E.: Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised. That's Niccolo Machiavelli. Now git.
Barry: Okay, okay. I need to use your bathroom anyway.

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Bailiff: All Rise.
Judge Marcus: To hell with that, let's go.

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Morty: They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it.
Cody: Me? That's crazy.
Morty: That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?
Cody: A leprechaun did it.
Morty: Maybe I should call the cops.

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Herbert Cadbury: Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?
Diane Pazinski: Let's.

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Antonio: "Alone, on a private plane, Agent Joe finally decides" oh no, wait, wait, forget it... sorry, this scene was cut.

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Comuter Voice: Ralph and Damien sleep butt to face, butt to face, butt to face.

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Tim: Shit! What the hell are those?

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Birdie: Hey, can I borrow your mother? My Aunt is coming for dinner and she's always getting on my nerves.

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Francesco Dellamorte: You and I are both the same. We kill out of indifference, out of love sometimes, but never out of hate. Now I don't know who's dead or alive. I'm sick of killing. So I'm leaving the game, Brother.

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Lt. Jake Stone: You arrested a waiter?
Norman Robberson: Jake, he was rude.
Lt. Jake Stone: Norman, you can't arrest people for being rude. If you could, all of New York City would be on Death Row.

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