Milk Money (1994)

Frank Wheeler: Which brings us to... intercourse! Can I have a volunteer?

Frank Wheeler: My mother died before I was born.
V: I don't think that's possible.
Frank Wheeler: OK she had me first and then she died right after.

V: OK, pull your shirts up over your heads. Come on.
V: M'kay, you're not hairy enough to be dangerous.

V: I need a hundred bucks or I'm gonna get slapped, you think you can do that?
Frank Wheeler: Here, take it.
V: Where'd you get all this money?
Frank Wheeler: My friends and I want to see a naked lady.
V: How much of a naked lady?
Frank Wheeler: As much as a hundred dollars will buy.

V: Don't worry. I've seen the Brady Bunch. Nothing bad ever happens to you people.

V: Nobody's treated me the way you do before.
Tom: How do I treat you?
V: Like a person.
Tom: How does everybody else treat you?
V: Like a hooker.
Tom: Why do they treat you like that?
V: Because I am hooker.