Heather: Barry, I saw you, you were kissing her.
Barry: Once, I kissed her once! God, it's like I can't talk to my friends anymore, I can't believe how posessive you are.
Heather: Oh right, I guess that's why you were feeling her up?
Barry: Look, guys need sex. It's bad for you if you get all worked up and then not get it, you can get "prostrate" cancer. Is that what you want?
Jenny: If you're gonna kill me then do it! I'm not gonna put up with any more of your crap. It's bullshit.
Vilmer: My brother here is tired of whats-her-name's face and he wants a new one! It just happens to be whats-this-face right here.