Heather: Barry, I saw you, you were kissing her.
Barry: Once, I kissed her once! God, it's like I can't talk to my friends anymore, I can't believe how posessive you are.
Heather: Oh right, I guess that's why you were feeling her up?
Barry: Look, guys need sex. It's bad for you if you get all worked up and then not get it, you can get "prostrate" cancer. Is that what you want?
W.E.: Look what your brother did to this door.
Jenny: If you're gonna kill me then do it! I'm not gonna put up with any more of your crap. It's bullshit.
Vilmer: My brother here is tired of whats-her-name's face and he wants a new one! It just happens to be whats-this-face right here.
Barry: Hey, if I go in there, that's kidnapping. My father is a lawyer so I know what I'm talking about okay.
W.E.: Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised. That's Niccolo Machiavelli. Now git.
Barry: Okay, okay. I need to use your bathroom anyway.
W.E.: Family values have gone straight to hell.
Rothman: This... all this... It's been an abomination. You really must accept my sincere apologies. It was supposed to be a spiritual experience. I can't tell you how... disappointed I am.
