Amy Archer: The guy's a real moron.
Norville: Sir, my leg is on fire.
Norville: You're a MUNCIE girl?
Reporter: Did they consider you an idea man when they promoted you from the mailroom?
Norville: Well I guess so. I don't think they promoted me because I'm a shmo.
Reporter: Did you have any idea it would be such a huge response?
Norville: Well frankly, I don't think anybody expected this much hoopla.
Amy Archer: This is a face only a mother could love. On pay day.
Amy Archer: Finally there would be a thingamajig that would bring everyone together. Even if it kept them apart, spatially.
Buzz: Say, buddy, who's the most liquid businessman on the street? Waring Hudsucker.
Chief Editor: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's ass a-hoppin'.
Norville: You know, for kids.
