Dr. Alex Hesse: My nipples are very sensitive.
Dr. Diana Reddin: Do you have your own room?
Dr. Alex Hesse: Yes. Why?
Dr. Diana Reddin: Well, call me old-fashioned, but I'll be damned if I'm having a child with a man I've never even slept with.
Dr. Alex Hesse: I've noticed that the side effects of pregnancy are greatly amplified... With the dosage of Expectane that l've required. The morning sickness, the mood swings. Sleepiness, sexual appetite.
Larry: Sexual appetite?
Dr. Alex Hesse: Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a - A "Steifen."
Larry: A what? Oh. That's normal. I get 'em all the time.
Dr. Diana Reddin: What do you mean, what am I doing here? It's my baby, not yours.
Larry: Hey. I put it in there.
Dr. Diana Reddin: It's MY EGG.
Larry: Yeah, just 'cause your egg's in some guy doesn't make you the mother.
Dr. Alex Hesse: I'm all woman.
Dr. Alex Hesse: My body. My choice.
Larry: You think you're the first clown whoever woke up and said "I'm bored, I think I'll have a kid!"
