The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
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Felicia: Oh, you can't do that with a ping-pong ball.
Bernadette: Do you wanna bet?

Shirley: Shit! All I can see is female impersonators.

Doctor: Mr. Belrose?
Tick: Yes?
Doctor: Congratulations. It's a boy.

Felicia: This old man he played two. He played knick-knack with my poo.

Aboriginal Man: So... You actually make money by dressing up like a woman?
Tick: Oh, sure. You can make a fine living in a pair of heels.

Tick: What do you assume I do? Lie?
Marion: Assumption, my dear Mitz, is the mother of all fuck-ups.

Bernadette: We've only recently discovered that young Anthony here, bats for both teams.
Mitzi: I do not.
Felicia: Oh, so we're straight?
Mitzi: No.
Felicia: Oh, we're not. So we're a donut puncher, after all?
Mitzi: No.
Felicia: Then what the hell are we?
Mitzi: I don't fuckin' know.

Bernadette: How long is the run?
Tick: Four weeks. Equity minimum, two shows a night, accommodation included.

Felicia: Who taught you to waltz?
Tick: My wife.
Felicia: Oh, how sweet.

Felicia: Well, girls, what can I say? Here's to a secret very well kept.
Bernadette: Shame it's not gonna stay that way, isn't it?

Bernadette: What a nice dog. What's it's name?
Bob: Herpes. If she's good, she'll heal.

Felicia: How long have we been on the road?
Bernadette: Four and a half hours.

Felicia: Do you know why this microphone has such a long cord?
Man In Crowd: Why?
Felicia: So it's easily retrieved after I've shoved it up your ass.

Continuity mistake: When they are in the bar in Broken Hill, Old Shirl comes over and slaps her right hand down on Bernadette's. Then, in the next camera shot, it's her left hand.

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Trivia: The famous thong dress, which helped win the movie an Academy Award, cost only AU$7.

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