Father Boyce: Jesus said nothing to condemn capital punishment as he hung on the cross, did he?
Father Boyce: If ever there was a time to go on record against the death penalty, wasn't it that night? Capital punishment is already the law in the state of Maryland. So what are we waiting for, fellow Christians? Let's just do it.
Chip: Mom, are you a serial killer?
Beverly: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.