Albert Einstein: Algae? This is a color?
Albert Einstein: If you had had a nickel for every nickel that he has, you would have a lot of nickels.
Boris Podolsky: We're going to throw Godel up there next.
Kurt Godel: I would rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.
Albert Einstein: God does not play dice with the universe, but I will.
Albert Einstein: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Ed Walters: Well what would be the odds of that happening?
Albert: Zat gravity, it's a killer.
Albert Einstein: Catherine is my niece.
Ed Walters: She's your niece?
Albert Einstein: Yes.
Ed Walters: She's... your niece?
Albert Einstein: I can't have a niece?
Ed Walters: But that makes you... her uncle.
Albert Einstein: It works nicely, doesn't it?
Ed Walters: It was like death - but in a good way.
Nathan Liebknecht: Ahh, he threw the racket up to get the birdie. He threw Godel's cane up there to get the racket.
Kurt Godel: I threw Podolsky's golf club up there to get even with him.
Bob Rosetti: This has gotta be the dumbest thing anybody ever did to impress a dame.
