Butch: I think this guy's been drinking vodka.
Carl Quigley: I have not! I don't drink! Seriously, I don't.
Fred Waters: Here's six bucks. You can have fun all day on that.
Preston Waters: You don't get out much, do you Dad?
Shay Stanley: You know, a million dollars doesn't buy all that much these days.
Preston Waters: You think he should've asked for more?
Shay Stanley: What exactly does Mr. Macintosh do anyway?
Preston Waters: A little of this and a little of that. You know.
Shay Stanley: No I'm afraid I don't. Is he an entrepreneur?
Preston Waters: No, he's American.
Shay Stanley: I'm a little out of shape.
Henry: Not from where I'm sitting you're not.
Henry: Preston Waters, you know what you've got? S-T-Y-L-E.
Preston Waters, Henry: Style.
Biderman: What do you expect?
Carl Quigley: What I expect is that if I give someone a million dollars and I come back the next day, I find the million dollars. That's what I expect.
Biderman: Carl, I'm not a magician okay.
Carl Quigley: So you can make it disappear but you can't make it reappear is that it?
Sandra Waters: What do you want for your birthday?
Preston Waters: Money so I can pay to have Ralph and Damien knocked off.
Comuter Voice: Ralph and Damien sleep butt to face, butt to face, butt to face.
