The Simpsons Christmas Special: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire - S1-E1
Homer: [buying a chewtoy for Maggie.] It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
The Simpsons Christmas Special: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire - S1-E1
Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
Homer: Yeah, if you want one you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance.