Jason Statham

Quotes from Jason Statham movies and TV shows - page 5 of 6

Rick Ford: Nothing kills me. I'm immune to 179 different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.

Rick Ford: I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.

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Audrey Billings: You said if I needed anything.
Frank Martin: I can't.
Audrey Billings: Why, because of who I am?
Frank Martin: Because of who I am.

Frank Martin: You really think killing all these politicians is gonna make things easier for them?
Gianni Chellini: That's not my problem. I was hired to do a job. I did the job, like you. Just... my pay is better. My hair and my suit, too.

Frank Martin: Didn't your mother ever teach you to say "thank you"?
Lola: Yeah. She tried and failed miserably.

Girl on Jetski: What ARE you doing?
Frank Martin: I'm trying to catch a bus.

Frank Martin: I'm afraid that your flight's been canceled.
Gianni Chellini: I'm afraid that you have been canceled.

Jefferson Billings: Hello?
Frank Martin: It's me.
Jefferson Billings: You son of a bitch.
Frank Martin: Look, I had nothing to do with this.

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Frank Martin: Let me guess. You're the smart one.
Enormous thug: No. I am the big one.

Frank Martin: Do I look like a man who came half-way across Europe to die on a bridge?

Valentina: Am I not sexy?
Frank Martin: ... Yeah, you're sexy.
Valentina: You're the gay!
Frank Martin: No! I am not "the gay."

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Frank Martin: All right, that's enough juice for now.

Frank Martin: That's your last pee break for this trip.

Mr. Kwai: The delivery will be made. My daughter will get over it. If I'm lucky, she'll see the light.
Frank Martin: Yeah, and if she's lucky, maybe you'll get hit by a truck.

Frank Martin: You don't need your mouth to pee.

Frank Martin: Rule #1. Never change the deal.

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Jack Crawford: Get ready for a war.

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Cyrus Kinnick: Guess you haven't liked Vegas much, huh?
Nick Wild: You're not supposed to like Vegas. It's just this creeping virus that people catch sometimes.

Nick Wild: Dyin' ain't so bad. And at least I'll be out of Las Vegas.

Nick Wild: If they kill me?
Holly: I'll be miserable for days.

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