John Goodman

Quotes from John Goodman movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Fred Flintstone: I'm only one man.
Barney Rubble: Not from the back.

Wilma: I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us.
Fred Flintstone: At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again.
Wilma: And that is more important to you than 20 years of friendship?
Fred Flintstone: It is on a hot day.

Pearl Slaghoople: Somebody has to look after my daughter and grandchild, while you're out carousing with a bunch of Neanderthals.
Fred Flintstone: Oh, really? Well, for your information, the lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals.
Pearl Slaghoople: He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door, while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river.
Fred Flintstone: I've got half a mind....
Pearl Slaghoople: Oh, don't flatter yourself.

Fred Flintstone: We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world.

Cliff Vandercave: Do you know what we do up here?
Fred Flintstone: Well, me and the guys have always wondered.
Cliff Vandercave: We interface, Flintstone. We conceptualize, tenderize, prioritize.
Fred Flintstone: When do we eat?

Fred Flintstone: Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.

Barney Rubble: You know, Fred, I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you.
Fred Flintstone: What a load of bunk! My father ate it every day of his life and he lived to the ripe old age of thirty-eight.

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Judge Tolliver: Myrl Redding didn't fail the law. The law failed Myrl.

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Baloo: Read you loud and clear kid. You wanted that girl to find you.

Baloo: You don't need her, kid. You're with old Baloo now.

Baloo: In case you haven't noticed, kid, I'm no wild animal. Except at parties.

Mowgli: Oh, Baloo! I don't ever wanna see that girl or that village again.
Baloo: Well, of course you don't. It's just us bears from here on in.
Mowgli: Yeah, man.

Mowgli: That village was terrible. All you ever hear is rules, rules, rules and work, work, work.
Baloo: Whoa, kid. Watch your language.

Baloo: Kid, show me you can still fight like a bear.

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Uncle Sweetheart: I'm only human.
Jack Fate: I know, it ain't easy being human.

Uncle Sweetheart: It's a bitched up world Jack, the only way to protect ourselves is by goin' mad.

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Gene Loomis: Y'know, it's hard to believe you're a grown-up.
Ruth Corday: No kidding.
Lawrence Woolsey: You think grown-ups have it all figured out? That's just a hustle, kid. Grown-ups are making it up as they go along, just like you. You remember that, and you'll do fine.

Lawrence Woolsey: Herb's an interesting guy. He used to be kind of, uh... dishonest: shakedown artist, strong arm. Someone sent him to collect money from me just when I needed an inexpensive actor. Isn't it fun to know these things about your favorite stars?

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Big Dan Teague: So long boys. See you in the funny papers.

Big Dan Teague: You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.

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